I am currently in a state of shock. I'm in the middle of sending out a barrage of work emails when I see that I have a new gmail message from OKCupid. I get a number of OKCupid emails every week. *I know, I'm so popular...haha!* I figured it would be like all the rest. The "suitor" would be anywhere from 4'9"-5'5", 40+ years old, unemployed, and speak/write English as a third language. I'm incredibly desirable to the loser/reject demographic. The message:
What have you been up to? I was hoping to see if you had a pic with your stright hair. so what are you up to this weekend.? Heading to WVA for mother's day?
The first thing to run through my mind was "my family doesn't even live in WV!"...and then the second thing to run through my mind was "motherf*cker" as my jaw hit the top of my desk. This shit is "stright" up ridiculous.
I feel that I should pass along a couple gems from Petey Poo's profile:
#1 - Dear Petey, please meet the comma. Additionally, please say goodbye to the word 'and' (which I just learned you are only supposed to capitalize every other time you list something). "What Petey is doing with his life":
working for my future. and loving my job. And learning about everything. and other languages and cultures. And being in the best shape of my life.
#2 - Top 3 favorite things that Petey said "I'm really good at":
1. learning the Kalimba from Africa
2. learning the Native American sprit flute
3. Drinking water
I shit you not. He actually said he's really good at drinking water. We clearly would never work together considering when I read that for the first time I spit water all over my computer monitor.
I'm clearly lacking material for this blog so I'm considering responding. Thoughts? Opinions? Prescriptions for antipsychotics that I can pass along to him?
Big Hug and Kiss,
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