I am currently in a state of shock. I'm in the middle of sending out a barrage of
work emails when I see that I have a new gmail message from OKCupid. I get a number of OKCupid emails every week.
*I know, I'm so popular...haha!* I
figured it would be like all the rest.
The "suitor" would be anywhere from 4'9"-5'5", 40+
years old, unemployed, and speak/write English as a third language. I'm incredibly desirable to the loser/reject
demographic. The message:
"Hey You!
What have you been up to? I was hoping to see if you had a
pic with your stright hair. so what are you up to this weekend.? Heading to WVA
for mother's day?
Pete"
WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT???????????????
The first thing to run through my mind was "my family
doesn't even live in WV!"...and then the second thing to run through my
mind was "motherf*cker" as my jaw hit the top of my desk. This shit is "stright" up
ridiculous.
I feel that I should pass along a couple gems from Petey
Poo's profile:
#1 - Dear Petey, please meet the comma. Additionally, please say goodbye to the word
'and' (which I just learned you are only supposed to capitalize every other
time you list something). "What
Petey is doing with his life":
working for my future. and loving my job. And learning about
everything. and other languages and cultures. And being in the best shape of my
life.
#2 - Top 3 favorite things that Petey said "I'm really
good at":
1. learning the Kalimba from Africa
2. learning the Native American sprit flute
3. Drinking water
I shit you not. He
actually said he's really good at drinking water. We clearly would never work together
considering when I read that for the first time I spit water all over my
computer monitor.
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I'm clearly lacking material for this blog so I'm
considering responding. Thoughts?
Opinions? Prescriptions for
antipsychotics that I can pass along to him?
Big Hug and Kiss,
KatieBug
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FYI, your posts are probably the only ones that make me laugh - nay - guffort (that's guffaw and snort) out loud every time I read them.
ReplyDeleteAre you flippin kidding me? Wow. WOW! Oh, for Pete's sake.
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